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posted by lunalaguna at 8:16 PM on December 1, 2006 [3 favorites]
One of my old boyfriends swore that the closest taste he could compare it to was duck sauce. Yes. From Chinese restaurants.
posted by timepiece at 8:16 PM on December 1, 2006
like a 9v battery. i m serious. not quite so shocking, though.
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posted by adipocere at 9:15 PM on December 1, 2006 [1 favorite]
Wait, like the outside casing of the battery or the top metal part that you actually attach to the electronics? And why is it a 9 volt and not a double A? You know every girl who reads this is going to be spending the rest of the night trying to find a battery to lick, right? I know I am.
posted by Ugh at 9:17 PM on December 1, 2006 [20 favorites]
Okay, sorry, but I have to ask: under what circumstances would someone lick a battery?! I Googled it and got a couple of ideas (test it, recharge it?) butpatagonia everlong review 5 broken I m still confused.
Also, what part of the battery are you all talking about? Or does it all taste the same?
posted by chickletworks at 9:19 PM on December 1, 2006
I think what they mean to say is the taste of the current induced in ones tounge by 9V. Not the casing. It s a very particular sort of tangy taste. It s also somewhat dependent on which part of the tounge the voltage is applied to try it out some time.
As to why one would do this, you can actually get quite good at sensing voltages in that range wipatagonia guide pants imageth the tounge.
While I ve licked many a 9V in my day, I am sadly unable to comment on the comparison.
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You lick a 9v battery to figure out if it still has any juice in it (eg to find out why your guitar distortion pedal isn t working). You don t lick other batteries because you can tpatagonia location 5 new york connect the + and terminals with your tongue.
